Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Meat hand

If you didn't visit yesterday, then go here and then come back!


I'm going to upload a few pics (later) of the dreamy prizes!!!
If you blog about my Giveaway-a-rama make sure that you comment again so that I can give you 3 more entries!
Now! On to todays blog topic:
Kids are funny!
I've told this story before, back when I only had one reader..me.


Conversation between Mother and adoring son!
"Mom, is Mower-lawn a bad word?" said one of the twins
"No Son, Mower-lawn isn't a bad word."
"Then turn off the light you Mower-lawn (moron)"
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Last night
I was having one of those important conversations
with my (almost) 8 year old daughter.
"Mom, one of my friends told me that a man's hand was on a conveyour belt with meat, and someone ate it. That's why I don't eat meat."

That is all I have to share with you today! Go forth and Prosper!

22 comments:

Scrappinfor3 said...

You are just so funny. Seriously, you are hilarious! Is there a code for your button? I could add it to my sidebar. . .

coryshay said...

If I comment every day do I get more entries for your fabulous giveaway? It's worth a shot!

Christy said...

Here's one from my 5 yr. old.

Therapist asked me, "How is he at following directions?"

Son overhearing yells, "I don't have an erection!".

Great.

Jen Sue Wild said...

I posted it on my blog!!
Yes I am greedy I want more chances to win!!

I cant wait to see the pix of the treasures you are willing to part with!!

Thanks BTW for sharing your talents with us..

I hope that next shopping trip we might get to meet.. That would be way too cool..

Faith said...

comment, comment, comment. Pick me!

Twinlinebackers said...

Oh I really really have to win the Lola bag because I was going to make one for my sister in law for Christmas but that ship already sailed and she didn't get one but my heart was already set on it so now I want one for myself! (Does that count as an irrational post?)

fairychildheirlooms said...

My two nephews showed up on Halloween as bloody butchers. Each one was carrying a package with a bloody foot in it. (the feet were fake... I think!)
Missy

Pinktulip said...

Don't tell your daughter, but this did happen to my Father-in-Law years ago. He bought a sausage roll from a shop and halfway through bit into something hard, only to find the tip of someone's finger! Urgh! He has NEVER eaten a pie since!(Neither have I...)

I would love to win any of your awesome creations!

jellybelly*jellybrain said...

I have grudgingly told my blog readers about your giveaway, but I have given strict instructions that none of them are to enter because I WANT TO WIN!!
xx

ethel and edna's tearoom said...

Eeeeuw! I know you can get a hand of bananas but a pot roast hand? Yucky.
(Shhhh... Don't tell Emma I was here. She might sulk.)

ethel and edna's tearoom said...

PS Am about to tell the world of your generosity on my blog too.

The Lloyd Family said...

That hand will haunt me forever!

Jessica

Hey It's Di said...

That's why I don't eat meat either. No hands in the donuts though. Phew!

mamaduck said...

Giggle about your son's moron comment. My son announced to some of our friends that he had tenticles, I was thankful for the mispronunciation when I realized what he was talking about!

Erika said...

How do you come with such funny ideas? You make me laugh every time I read your blog.

Twinlinebackers said...

I am in quilt mode right now so I can't wait to see a picture of your fall quilt.

Shannon said...

Jana, I don't know how I found your blog but I did it somehow and I'm glad I did. Your creations are adorable. I've been in Gracie Lou's some but haven't seen you there yet. Put me in for the fabulous drawing. Shannon White

Lynsey Lou knee deep in poo said...

Your Kids are so cute!! Maybe when I come back home (if I ever do) we can have play dates (just an Idea you can say no)

Lindsey said...

Another day, another comment--I'll keep coming back for more just to win those fabulous prizes!

Love the meat hand. Where the heck did you get that picture?! Yuck!

Scrappinfor3 said...

I don't have an email for you so I am replying to your comment on my blog. You'll never be done being a MOM! You are so cool. . . you could do what you mentioned as a "side career." Go for it! I would love to see what you design. . .you already have designed some cool patterns.

Rebecca said...

all I can say is "gross!" to the meat story.

Ramona said...

Ok, you forced me to stop lurking. I have been reading your blog for a while and really enjoy it. Thanks for the great ideas.