Wednesday, January 21, 2009

My Crystal Ball

Did you know that I have started to exhibit new Psychic abilities???
I have.

I've been getting better and better at predictions for about 14 years now.
Let me give you a couple of examples:

#1-When my adorable gaggle of children wanted to go out and play in the snow last week I made some predictions.
***I could see clearly, in my minds eye, that the 4 and 5 year old boys would both come in bawling because their appendages were too cold. I also knew that it would only be about 20 minutes of "fun".***
Came true!
I even guessed that they would demand Hot Chocolate.....which they did!

#2-I can predict, by the condition of the kids rooms, the mood of their father when he comes home.
Huh?
Pretty cool...right?

#3- and this is a goodie. I can predict for you, right now, EXACTLY what my kids teachers are going to say at Parent-Teacher conferences (4) tomorrow.
---having a vision----
I feel it will be a proud....and....uhhhh Painful day.
I hear voices saying...."Excellent student....straight A's"..and...."She's a joy to have in class"..mixed with...."overly social....never shuts her mouth..."
-----exhausted sigh----
vision......gone.....
must....rest....
NOTE to self: Send husband to Parent Teacher Conferences.
No need for you to go, you already know.
Prediction-prepare for angry husband!

7 comments:

Busty LaRue said...

Oh my gosh, Lola! It's like you have a fifth sense! Like ESPN or something! :D

Kathi D said...

I don't have as much ESP as I used to. When my nephews were about 10 and 11 years old, and they would start "play-wrestling," I would say, "Cut that out before somebody gets hurt and you start fighting." Even though they swore that wouldn't happen, my ESP won out every time.

Stacey said...

I got one for you....is there anyway I can pick a hobbie and stick with it?
Stop spending money on everythign I see that I wanna make?
OR better yet...can u see if maybe I will just be wealthy soon so the above dosent really matter!!

:) Good Luck at the conference!

Hey It's Di said...

How ironic! I've started to exhibit many new Psycho abilities! I can't predict squat but I can sure flip out when I find out stuff:)

wondermommy said...

Now, can you pick lottery numbers for me, rofl!

You are too funny...I think the abilities come with motherhood and I wish that I could shut them off :)

momof2gr8kids said...

Ilove those confences that tell me my children are chatterboxes.. its that I m most proud of.. :) i am sorry for your loss.. how sad. hugs..

Princess of Everything (and then some) said...

WOW!! Read me next!!!